There are a zillion, quillion cocktails using every kind of lotion and potion that’s not poisonous to man, and a few which probably are. The cocktails we’d like to share with you are the ones which we have enjoyed making for ourselves and friends over the years. We are not currently, nor have we ever, worked in a bar (although Matt2 once worked in a nightclub of dubious repute for two nights of hell, collecting glasses).